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Light the fuse and stand back..... A woman calls the grocer and asks that he deliver 38 qts of milk. He asked; What do you want with so much milk? She tells him; I'm going to take a milk bath. He asks: Do you want it pasteurized? She says no, up to my neck will be fine... ...

Hello everyone this is my first post but I have been lurking and learning alot from everyone here, the reason I finally decided to signup and get an account is so that I can find out if anyone anyone tell me where I can find some inexpensive engines I am about to do my first bike build and need...

Hi Everybody! I'm new in Canada and trying to make a contacts in my field. If you know about some events in Toronto or have a networking strategy I would be happy to know. :)

On behalf of the Supply Chain Focus Forum we would like to wish you Seasons Greetings and all the very best for 2010

I love house music. And you?

To: All North Pole Staff Date: December 12 Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Company Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about...

Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?　　Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do,...

Jessica Simpson announced plans to go country after her last pop album flopped, there was a collective eye roll in Nashville as for me - if you have no voice - just shut up )

I would like to wish all Guests and SCF Forum members a Happy and Prosperous 2009. May we put the gloomy end to 2008 behind us and look forward wish fresh eyes to 2009. :) SJ

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even...

Great video on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Goalkeeper Petr Cech has admitted his blunder that led to Turkey's second goal against his Czech Republic side was "a shock". And the Chelsea stopper blamed himself for the 3-2 defeat after two late goals from Nihat Kahveci ensured the Turks progressed to the quarter-finals of the tournament...

has anyone used the medeli dd602 electronic drum kit and if so how good is it?

hi guys! how can i stop smoking? i tried to quit many times now but somehow i start it again and again.. who knows some tricks? someone tried hypnosis or s.o. like that? i don't believe in a 'magic pill' but there must be a way. thx Knonboips

As we all start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year's Resolutions. I have faithfully made such resolutions in the past, and while I haven't been able to keep all of them, I have tried my best to continue making progress on them year after year. Following is...

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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are in the middle of a fierce light sabre duel, they lock sabres and Darth Vader says to Luke in his husky raspy voice, "Luke I know what you have got for Christmas". A furious Luke breaks off the duel and demands, "How do you know what I have for Christmas". ...

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. ...

Went to see DaVinci Code. Quite a mix of facts with fiction. It was not as bad as I have expected.

Scam Job Emails And How To Identify Them Working from home is becoming very popular nowsdays. There are stories about people making thousands of dollars a month by just sitting in front of the computer a few hours a day. Are these stories true? Few are but majority are make-ups to lure you into a...

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my...

A husband and wife were disagreeing with each other and the silent treatment was under way! The silence continued, when a week later the husband needed to get up at 5am to catch a business flight. His alarm clock wasn't working, and he grudgingly realized that he needed his wife to wake him up. ...

An honest politician and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $3 bill. Which one picked it up? Santa of course! The other two don't exist. And Merry Christmas to all of you. http://funnyquote.blogspot.com

Hi guys. Just wanted to introduce myself, as I am new to this forum. If anybody want to say hi, then great.

Friends I in shock from seen here ..........but here this in general limit to effrontery ............ .. Links removed. Appear to be advertising. (Top Link)

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Who said that first? ;)

If you have not seen the latest Carlton Draught beer advert (shown in Australia) it's a real gem. Have a look here: http://www.bigad.com.au/ Can't help it, I'm a fan of really good TV Adverts :-)) Apparently this was all done on a computer, with about a dozen 'live' actors.

You know how over the years, really boring jobs have suddenly got grand or silly titles. Like a cleaner cals himself a sanitation engineer, a janitor calls himself a maintenance manager. OK bit over the top, but you get the idea. So how about some wacky titles for Supply Chain type jobs?

Here's a 'cat amonsgt the pigeions' It could be argued that many people look upon Logistics and Supply Chain professionals as 'boring old farts' who play around with warehuses and trucks. Do you think that is true, or is Supply Chain the new Marketing or IT ? LOL Does being a Supply Chain...